Rory Williams, the Flawless Motherfucker Who Waited (LIKE A BOSS) because he couldn’t give a shit about the universe when his wife was in danger → Look at these fucking companions
This freaking baby is finalllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy asleep
i honestly don’t trust gifsets of food anymore because they might be scenes from hannibal
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
i do this really cute thing where i forget to eat like a human for a week and then consume three days worth of food in an hour
I’m really sorry, I read this as ‘I forget to eat human’
oh my god please don’t let the hannibal fandom find this
I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does.