OH MY GOD, THIS IS PARADISE

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pondlifeforme:

Straight as his rainbow slinky.

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Rory Williams, the Flawless Motherfucker Who Waited (LIKE A BOSS) because he couldn’t give a shit about the universe when his wife was in danger → Look at these fucking companions

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This freaking baby is finalllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy asleep

mishawinsexster:

Then vs. Now

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What I hate about being a girl:

missrenaaa:

• Periods
• Period cramps
• Sore tits
• Mood swings
• Picking out outfits for the day
• Styling hair after showering
• Having a hard time running cause of your tits
• Making sure you don’t get pregnant
• Carrying the baby
• Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
• Make sure you don’t get raped
• Having pedophiles hit on you
• Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.

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thelaughingmagician:

stannisbaratheon:

i honestly don’t trust gifsets of food anymore because they might be scenes from hannibal

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writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.

I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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cock:

block

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babyjugs:

riddlemehiddleston:

gotproperdead:

riddlemehiddleston:

i do this really cute thing where i forget to eat like a human for a week and then consume three days worth of food in an hour

I’m really sorry, I read this as ‘I forget to eat human’

oh my god please don’t let the hannibal fandom find this

Hello.

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I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does.

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undertheburntupsun:

Tenth Doctor being protective of Rose

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